Anonymous asked:

you guys make me wetter than Harold Holt

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wanderin-rook:

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good lord

Regretting making a Tumblr yet?

still better than facebook

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

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So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:

Headline reading: BREAKING Local non-binary person gives up sugar for 12 minutes (not because they're non-binary or anything but sometimes it's nice to acknowledge different types of people exist)ALT

marisatomay:

other people have said this but elon musk might actually be the dumbest person alive for thinking it’s a good idea to limit views on a website that makes money through advertising

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typewriter!

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it’s nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

My husband’s wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it’s so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

now that is a writing mood

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

Your periodic reminder that this is called “The Typewriter” by Leroy Anderson.

And that guy isn’t a clown. He’s a percussionist. They’re all like that.

@kisahawklin I feel like this would be sonething you’d enjoy

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Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

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The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

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I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

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IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

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